- At some point someone will do something unsporting, and an opposing player will take offence, causing teammates to come running from the other side of the field. Everyone will then, in a time honoured tradition, slap each other and grab one another’s collars.
- Ray Warren will start rambling on about non-football things while Sterlo sits next to him making “Loopy” hand gestures.
- Everyone on the commentary team will lie through their teeth about how they think Channel 9’s The Rookie is the best thing on tv.
- A NSW player will make an error which earns him the ire of an entire state.
- Former QLD player/commentators will talk about PASSION!
- Phil Gould will talk about how everything was better when he was doing it.
- All of NSW will once again curse the selection of Farah.
- Blake Ferguson will be released from his straight jacket an hour before kick-off.
- Fittler and Johns will make horribly redundant statements along the lines of “The team with the most points at 80 minutes will probably win the game”
- Someone will score against the tide of play, and it’ll be a bloody Queenslander.
- Everyone will wax lyrical about how the winning team just wanted it more.
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