Bateman’s sweat nears TGA approval as cure all

BY DAN CANBERRA: Reports have emerged from Raiders HQ that John Bateman’s sweat is nearing TGA approval as a cure for what ails you. Testing begun earlier this year has revealed that Bateman’s sweat contains compounds of ‘what’s good for you’ mixed with ‘get that up ya’. When combined these have been shown to introduce … More Bateman’s sweat nears TGA approval as cure all